
By Bjørn Vatne
Working in local government , you expected to wither away as a sexual being early on in life in preparation for life as a note-taker and meeting attendee, with the worn-out…
Working in local government, you expected to wither away as a sexual being early on in life in preparation for life as a note-taker and meeting attendee, with the worn-out sensation in your private parts that came from all the sitting on hard chairs, and the slightly frankfurter-ish erections that followed. It was nothing to quibble about. It was a life, and there were other things you could excel at.
No one in Vågheim had expected Arnstein Lunde to become a major importer of sex toys – least of all Arnstein himself. But one day he accidentally receives a huge shipment of dildos for his webshop fishandelectro.no. For Arnstein, it’s worth giving it a go. He markets the accidental shipment as the ‘Fun Corner’ and they sell like nothing he has ever seen before.
Vatne has always been witty, but with Private Parts a new energy has come into his writing. This time I’m laughing, and I keep wanting to read aloud from the novel, almost to taste its language, which oozes with exhilarating energy.
Marius Emanuelsen, VinduetVatne’s language is an effective performance enhancer for Norwegian literature [... There is] something utterly stimulating about Vatne’s verbal flamboyance, which for me is worth more than a hundred sensitive contemporary authors’ experiments in inventing a new literary language. It’s entirely possible that yours truly’s ‘male menopause’ is shaping up to be more like a second phase of puberty, but it’s rare for me to laugh as hard as I did here.
Bjørn Ivar Fyksen, KlassekampenIn language both radical and pictorial, Vatne has written a refreshingly imaginative and audaciously reflective novel driven by energy and plot. But even if the author appears to have no other ambitions than to entertain the reader in a slightly satirical way – an art in itself – and with his linguistic momentum and virtuosity inflicts constant bursts of laughter on the reader, there are also gripes and grudges aimed at town and country and social development, and insights into the male midlife crisis, which give a deeper dimension to the text and lend it an underlying seriousness that goes beyond pure comedy.
Sigmund Jensen, Stavanger AftenbladFollow Arnstein’s awakening is an entertaining experience. The portrayal of his relationship with his wife is also done well. The author obviously knows a lot about village life. (...) Author Bjørn Vatne must have had a lot of fun writing this book. (...) I chuckled at many of the descriptions and formulations, but at the same time Private Parts has something important to say about male midlife crisis in a little west coast village. And many of us could learn a thing or two from Arnstein and Lindis’s relationship.
Jan Øyvind Helgesen, NettavisenArnstein is an essentially anonymous man from Lørenskog who has spent half his life in a village on the west coast that has reluctantly been swallowed up by Ålesund. Both the village and Arnstein are past their best, and now his wife Lindis is threatening to leave them both. Arnstein urgently needs to reinvent himself. And if a dildo store is going to be his saviour, so be it.
Private Parts is a novel about municipal reforms and tumbling testosterone levels – and about discovering, midway through life, that who you have become is not the person you want to be.